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 Top ten Hebrew phrases that can double as names for African-American Women
written by Yosef Hawkins


 
10. Tanya

9. Taysha

8. Shanda

7. Lamala

6. T’keyah

5. Beyonce (Ok, not Hebrew, but seriously, what the hell kind of name is that, anyway?)

4. Kadeesha

3. The twins: Levana and Haikara

2. Aneelidodeevidodeelee

and of course…
1. Aaliyah (z”l
)


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From Dierdre monica:
hi...i am half-african american...i found your list OFFENSIVE...what kind of names are these...they are not only hebrew but African...also Aliyah the singer has only one A, not 2...african-americans were robbed of their language and given their masters names...nowadays the african american names are for us to take back our culture...there are jewish names which might seem strange to some also...but im sure they have meaning too...i think you should not make fun of the names like this...just my opinion


From jhu98@hotmail.com: 
Negiah 

From adam katz, oceansider, NY:
da'amironkudshah dayanu
here are some aramiac "sistahs" to go with:
leeshna achreena
sveera l'hoo
havameena
pumpadeesa
dina d'malchoosa dina (kinda like butros butros gali)

  From Mike Edinger:
Malika as in Malika (for a bird korban)
 

From Art Vandalet:
very funny, I have one though: 
Laila 
 

  from S h oshana Schechter :
No joke, I really had a roommate in college (at the University of Maryland, of course) who was named Tekiah.

 And by the way, according to MTV, the name "Beyonce" is French (what exactly it means in French I have no idea).
 

  from justforinfo2000
My favorite Hebrew word names are:

Te'mayah

Koleesha

and of course... Needah
 
 

from Jack Gottesman:

  deeshanta

yakira 

seeata 

dishmaya 

diorisa 

oj simpson still not a jew