| 10) You instantly gain ten
pounds in sushi
9) You hate the girl
who didn't lend you her notes because she says, "Well, it just wouldn't be
fair"
8) You spend 4 hours
copying notes, 3 hours getting snacks, 2 hours planning study groups, 1
hour actually studying
7) You come up with a
great shidduch proposal, and it happens to be for the girl with the best
notes
6) "The teacher lives
in my neighborhood and knows my parents, he'll give me an A"
5) Oh wait, it's
ALWAYS midterms in Stern
4) Everyone is wearing
their pajama "outfits" in the halls at 4am
3) Kinko's now has
Stern guards outside asking for ID
2) The girl who never
says a word to you is now your best friend, to get notes, of
course
1) "It's not
cheating....it's MESORAH!"
Readers Comments: SUBMIT
From magic600@nyc.rr.com
Tumbleweed is blowing through Dougie's on Monday night.
From Jessica
Weller Jerusalem, Israel
in my day no one ate sushi...
From Michael Parker LA
This girl is full of crap, she doesn't even go to Stern
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