| 10. Fundraiser bake sale checklist (Jibril:
chocolate cupcakes, Marwan: lemon bars, etc.)
9. Braun StubbleMaster 6000(TM) shaver attachment
8. Mint condition premiere issue of O: Oprah Magazine
7. Suicide Bomber Hotline counselor's pamphlet
6. Unopened copy of "Fiddler on the Roof: Special Edition"
DVD featuring 20
minutes of never-before-seen footage including deleted song "Any
Day Now"
performed by Paul Michael Glaser
5. Bitchin' sound system
4. Detailed nap schedule signed by Fuad Shoubaki, PA chief procurement
and
finance officer
3. Grade school textbook omitting Israel from maps of the Middle East
and
employing gross antisemitic stereotypes (Whoops - that's from the list
of
top 10 items found in the Palestinian Authority school system)
2. Dog-eared copy of self-help classic "How to Win Friends and Kill
People"
1. Pages from 2001 Dilbert page-a-day calendar personally selected by
Arafat
and tacked up outside various cubicles for a laugh
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pink Keffiyeh with pom poms on the edges.
A keffiyeh that has tzitzis on the corners and the black band that holds
it with an "Eichler's - Size 6 Gartel" tag on it.
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