A novel development emerged from the Middle East over the weekend: Arafat
has renounced terrorism! And you thought Powell's visit to the region
would be unsuccessful.
It was indeed a banner day for world events. Here are some other headlines
reported around the world:
10. The Pope renounced Catholicism.
9. AOL renounces the Internet.
8. Dogs renounced bones.
7. Bears renounced crapping in the woods.
6. Prince Charles renounced the throne.
5. Alan Greenspan renounced the dollar.
4. Oprah Winfrey renounced self-empowerment.
3. Martha Stewart renounced doilies.
2. Keith Richards renounced booze.
1. Cookie Monster renounced Oreos.
I could go on, but why should I have all the fun? Please feel free to
send this around and add your own.
WAG
Readers Comments: SUBMIT
From Zvika
- The KKK embraces that gay jewish black dude who was formerly Roman Catholic
- Charedim stop wearing black hats, shtreimels, etc.
- College board renounces the SAT's (Man, I wish that were true!)
- Microsoft renounces Windows
- Jesse Jackson stops crying race and embraces the KKK
From Noah Bassel
Additions:
1. Frat boys renounce beer and porn
2. The mob renounces crime
3. Saddam Hussein embraces democracy
4. Joseph Stalin rises from the grave to renounce communism
From Steve Goloskov
- Colleges renounced education
- Prostitutes renounced sex
- Poison (cheesy 80s' hair band) renounced first record contract offered to them in 10 years
- Toyota renounced the Camry
From John Levy
10. Kosher Delight renounces greasy hamburgers
9. The Upper West Side embraces shomer negeeya dating
8. Yeshiva University renounces separate campuses
7. Manhattan renounces traffic
6. NY Cab drivers embrace traffic laws
5. O.Z renounces Friday night services
4. George W embraces MENSA
3. Lawyers renounce fees
2. Canadians renounce snow and hockey
1. Lubavitch renounces Moshiach
- Bill Clinton renounces women, bangitout.com applauds onlysimchas,
jdate renounces dating, CNN renounces anti-Semitism
