10. I want to occupy your territory.
9. I know there's hope for Israel- because G-d granted my prayers to meet
you.
8. I'd give my land for a piece of you
7. Bibi was right- there is no moral equivalency between my asking you out
and
your refusal to accept!
6. Muslims get 72 virgins after life- I'm just looking for one right now.
5. If I gave you my sign, would you protest?
4. With you, there is certainly "No Double Standard!"
3. Would you like to help plant my own seeds of peace?
2. You rally here often?
1. Forget CNN baby, I'll give you all the coverage you need
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From Ettah:
i know these are not pick up lines but they ran through my head as i was
at the rally....
the mass migration of people leaving the rally reminded me of the
exodus.... all that we needed was on man to stand up and lead us around
for fourty years.
on the way out i noticed that there were many stations that had mitzvah
tanks in front of them and they were all passing out water and putting on
tefilin and doing good deeds to bring the mashiach... well what did you
expect there were expected to be over a million jews there... you really
didn't think that chabad would pass this oppurtunity up now did you? (on
a personal note i was really proud to be lubavitch on that day as a lot
of people who had no other contact with the religouse faction were in
contact with lubavitch!1)
so that sign that read "wherever i stand i stand with israel" where were
they and how can i get one?
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