Bang us Feedback: bang isaac
bang seth

the daily bang | kosher top 10 | movies that bang | music that bangs | books that bang | forwards that bang |apartments that bang | home

Kosher Top 10 Archives:

Top 10 ways you know you work at a Jewish organization

Top 10 most unkosher dishes

Top 10 Reasons Jews Don't Celebrate Halloween

Top 10 Jewish 80's Arena Rock Groups

Top 10 Jewish Rap Groups

Top 40 Synagogue pickup lines

Top 30 Succos Pickup Lines

Top 18 (Chai!) "Al Chaits" of Shtark YU Guys

Top 10 (More) Habits of highly Yeshivish People

Top 40 Thoughts on a Bad Date

Top 10 Ways You Know You're In Staten Island for Shabbos

7 Habits Of Highly Modern Orthodox Females

Top 10 Places where Hashem is

Top 12 habits of highly Modern Orthodox People

Top 10 things that happen after a Jewish guy gets married

Top 10 Jews for Jesus Alternatives

Top 10 ways you Know you're in Teaneck for Shabbos

Top 10 Jewish last names that Suck

Top 10 signs you're dating someone Lubavitch

Top 10 talmudic terms for dating

Top 21 Principles of Self Confidence

Top 10 Ways You Know You're In the Five Towns for Shabbos

Top 10 People you kinda wish weren't part of the Tribe

Top 10 reasons to think the restaurant you are eating in is probably not kosher

Top 10 dishes served at an Upper West Side Shabbos Dinner

Top 10 things most likely found on a Jewish resume

7 Habits of highly Yeshivish People

Top 10 things most likely found at Shalosh Seudos

The Kosher Top 10

Top 10 Ways You Know You're In the Five Towns For Shabbat
by ahava leibtag


10. Security guards from Tiffany & Co. escort women to shul.

9. Kids go to groups- not based on age- but based on where they go to summer camp.

8. Undercover security analysts from Morgan Stanley listen for stock tips during Torah reading.

7. Four women serve the meal- none of them live there however- they're just the weekend help.

6. Even the men worry about to wear.

5. The most well attended shabbat is the parsha where they read about donations to the mishkan.

4. There are 7 different shiurim on what it means to be modern Orthodox- in a place where no one is modern and no one is Orthodox.

3. The mens' side is covered in a sea of hats- none of the women wear them because they don't go with their sheitels.

2. Shul announcements include mazel tovs and condolences to those that play the stock market.

1. Davening means talking to God- because that's who your neighbor thinks he is.

www.bangitout.com


Readers Comments: SUBMIT

From Shmuel Breban
Top ten ways you know you are from the 5 towns
10) Your Dad's name begins with "Dr."
9) Women apply makeup before going to the gym.
8) Dunkin' Donuts, 4 a.m., 'nuff said.
7) You daven towards Central Avenue.
6) You see guys wearing both their tztitzis and necklaces on the outside.
5) You've ridden the plastic horses in Cedarhurst Park.
4) 2 blocks = 3 pizza shops.
3) If you've ever screamed "RED PIN LANE 16" at 2 in the morning.
2) "Please contribute to our (ongoing) clean train campaign..."
1) By the age of 10, your cell-phone arm is permanently in an upright position.