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The Kosher Top 10 Top 10 Ways You Know You're
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| 10. Security guards from Tiffany & Co. escort
women to shul. 9. Kids go to groups- not based on age- but based on where they go to summer camp. 8. Undercover security analysts from Morgan Stanley listen for stock tips during Torah reading. 7. Four women serve the meal- none of them live there however- they're just the weekend help. 6. Even the men worry about to wear. 5. The most well attended shabbat is the parsha where they read about donations to the mishkan. 4. There are 7 different shiurim on what it means to be modern Orthodox- in a place where no one is modern and no one is Orthodox. 3. The mens' side is covered in a sea of hats- none of the women wear them because they don't go with their sheitels. 2. Shul announcements include mazel tovs and condolences to those that play the stock market. 1. Davening means talking to God- because that's who your neighbor thinks he is. www.bangitout.com
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