| The Kosher Top 10
Top 10 ways
you know you are from Jewish
Atlanta
by Zvi Karon
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1) You know how many times the Temima High School for Girls school
building has been condemned and for how long - that would be once about 7
years ago.
2) You KNOW that Wall Street Pizza is the best pizza, no matter what the
new people in the community say about the building's hygeine.
3) Someone in your family had a ketubah done by Mrs. Karon (my mother,
thank you very much!)
4) You remember Atlanta BEFORE Publix donuts.
5) You've been to Rabbi E.'s at least once for a shabbos meal.
6) When Pesach ended you ate your first chametz from Wall Street Pizza.
7) You remember when TDSA classes were actually mixed.
8) You're mother has a kid delivered by Dr. Tate.
9) For anyone in NCSY: Taryag backwards.
10) Early summer mincha is either 6:45 or 7:00
11) You know that Ner Yisrael started the ASK, as much as you don't want
to acknowledge it.
12) You know Rabbi Silverman.
13) You went away for high school since your parents did not think
Yeshiva Atlanta was frum enough for you.
14) You know Quality Kosher as Steve's.
15) You know the name of the Iranian shul (not Ner Hamizrach) is Netzach
Yisrael.
16) You remember when Chabad, Ner Hamizrach, and Beth Jacob were the
three major Orthodox shuls.
Submit
additions!
From Evi Reznick
the only eruv was between neighbors and you slid the baby in the laundry basket down the hill to your neighbor's house.
you knew everyone Jewish in Toco Hills
you ate at Norm's Place!
~From Ellie berg and Felicia Edlin~
1) USY Wild Goose Chase- "USYers Gone Wild"
2) Sheets of Egyptian Cotton
3) 1234 open the door!
4) Billy bob!
5) ELLIE AND ANDY FOREVER! <3
6) "Jason"
7) we miss sim cha
8) we ARE best friends with the lowensteins
9) hotties come home!!!!!!!
10) nate aka GOOSE
From Rachel Peyser:
you know you're jewish from atlanta when you
find it ironic that the streets most of the ASK live on are Merry Ln.
Chirstmast Ln. Reindeer Ln. and Holly Ln.
From:David Ram :
You swear to all of your non-Atlanta friends that you and your family are
best friends with the Lowensteins (Evan & Jaron)
From:Ben E.Ram :
you remember the old Hebrew academy building near Buford hwy
zaban youth basketball/baseball/soccer
yeshiva used to be downtown at he AJCC - the old building!
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the tallest building by far is the Peachtree plaza....right?
climbed stone mountain too many times to count
BBYO
fried chicken at the purim seuda
Mr Hershey - Sunday breakfast at BJ - mmm those eggs were good - just $1!
From:Adam Snow :
1) you have been beaten up by Doolie
2) Camp Barney is either Gan Eden or G'hennom
3) your cool friends either went to Riverwood or North Springs High Schools
From:David Mink :
1.You remember that the only shuls in town are: AA, BJ, The Temple, Shearith Israel and Anshei Sfard.
2. There are no Kosher Restaurants and you're Pesach Shopping is at A&P.
3. Most of the Jews in town talk with Real Southern Accents.
From:Steven I. Weiss :
Some Additions -
1) For those at YHS in '92-'93: "Peer Pressure"
2) Rabbi E: "Egg salad"
3) You know R' Freundlich's success rate from beyond the arc.
4) You remember Binyamin Cohen & Yoel Feiler with the tape of Skip Caray going "Braves win!"
5) The Beth Jacob persistent effort to rid itself of youth by removing the chairs in the back, then later announcing people couldn't stand in the back, then putting chairs back in & getting shushers to watch over.
6) Sandy Hartman: fastest legs in centerfield, toughest bar mitzvah teacher, and most obnoxious synagogue critic.
7) You've listened to Eitan Ovadia's weekly quiz on the rabbi's speech.
8) You're pretty sure Coca Cola has enough kedusha to be substituted for kiddush wine.
9) You either ate -- or thumbed your nose -- at the Young Israel Shavuos BBQ.
10) "Od Yosef Chaiiii"
keep it good,
Steven I. Weiss
From
You remember this website before Katherine Jones opened her mouth abou the
Bark Mitzvah
From Katherine Jones:
What? No mention of TKC's "Bark Mitzvah" dog show? A soon-to-be classic event. I see how you Orthodox folks want to
be.....
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