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10. Finds no problem saying 'Shkoach to dealer after winning hand of
black jack 9. Skips mincha and maariv due to no windows in
casino as well as for parnasah reasons
8. When calls for stripper specifies looking for an Ashes Chayil who
is a Yiras Shamayim
7. Spotted saying Az Yashir when crossing bridge from Luxor
Pyramid to Mandalay Bay
6. Rationalizes swimming with bikini filled pool and Jacuzzi as the
possibility it maybe a kosher mikvah
5. Cites reason for hotel names of New York, New York and Circus Circus
as Loshon Chiba
4. Bases all bets at roulette table on gematria of number of
pasukim in parsha of the week
3. Asks waitress for complimentary drink...of Rashi Wine
2. Mispronounces the New Vegas Show Circus De Soleil's Show "O", as "OY"
1. Spot 10 short guys, none wearing yarmulkas, all wearing YULA
basketball jerseys
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From DSbear89
shout
out mincha and the only one that doesn't say what is the guy
From Yoni M.
After losing all of his money, as well as his house and car, you hear a man saying to himself over and over... "It's bashert, I know it's bashert"
From Michael Shimansky
Thought you might like these:
1. Yarmulke conceals highly sophisticated card counting machine.
2. Spins round and round trying to find "mizrach".
3. Sitting at a poker table, the yid is THE WORST player at the table. CANNOT bluff worth a damn.
4. Eats the $2.99 buffet with furtive glances, as if God or Jesus was about to walk into the casino and point them out.
5. If you are wearing a Yarmulke and he is not, he is the only player in the casino that goes out of his way to avoid/ignore you.
6. While playing roulette, his lips move silently as he recites the first chapter of pirkei avos they made him memorize in Israel, for good luck!
7. He has horrible craps etiquette.
From Jake Dee
You see someone say someone asking when Even and Jaron are playing the Stardust.
From Evan Lowenstien
When looses hand, calls for a "do-over"
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