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10. Paul from the Wonder Years - Duh. You saw the bar mitzvah episode!
Now, was Winnie sephardic, or not?
9. Natalie from The Facts of Life - She was your dorm
counselor/madrich in Israel/NCSY adviser, wasn't she?
8. Urkel from Family Matters - ok he's not Jewish, but you've probably
been on a nightmare date with him.
7. Darlene from Roseanne - the obvious rebel Stern girl, first to wear
pants after Israel.
6. Screetch from Saved by the Bell - Loud, goofy, and nerdy- welcome
to another west side Jewish singles event!
5. Blossom - Ok the girl's name is Mayim, how the hell did she have
Joey Lawrence as her brother, adopted?
4 Sophia from Golden Girls - she was the only golden girl who could
pronounce "Oy Veh" correctly.
3 Harry from Night Court - the guy obviously gives out candy in your
shul now, then tells you a corny joke in the middle of musaf.
2 Balkie from Perfect Strangers - the soviet jewish guy found in any
college computer lab
1 Larry from Threes Company - the guy was the original Jewish single
swinger, who gave up religion for chesthair!
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From Ettah?
masters of the
universe- shira princess of power... but how did she get with that goy
he-man?
family matters- joey... he was single, dorky, had bad jokes and lived
with his "friend" from college
but really i think that its not that we had a large number of jewish
actors that is important... but that we controll the world media that is
the main thrust!!!!!!
toodles
ettah
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