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Top 21 Principles of Self Confidence
(a torah perspective)
by smicha student Jason Finklestien

#1 Every girl wants me

#2 If she doesn't.... than there is nothing wrong with me.... she just has severe mental problems

#3 Every one likes me

#4 If some one doesn't like me than there's nothing wrong with me... they just have issues they have towork out from their childhood

#5 Every one is jealous of me

#6 People are tired of seeing me succeed...and want me to fail

#7 I don't think I'm better than anybody is...I KNOW IT

#8 I'm really a humble guy... just excedingly confident

#9 As much as the girls I date like me.... their parents like me much much better

#10 A great tan, perfect smile, and personality are far more important than what you know

#11 The question is not if I will succeed/ rather when will I succeed

#12 The world is run by c students

#13 Just give me 9 seconds and I will light up the room

#14 With talent like mine you only have to try half as hard as anyone else

#15 When I don't get a girl its only because I'm far too frum

#16 Style leads to substance

#17 I don't mind you not being as smart as I, but that's no excuse for stupidity

#18 I'm not a flirt/ just truly care what these girls have to say (as long as they're hot)

#19 I'm not materialistic.... but a Rabbi's gotta look good

#20 When you're as sincere as I am / all of this must be true

#21 If you don't think this is funny, then you have no sense of humor.

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