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Top Ten (ok, eleven) Reasons You're Going to Hell
 by Gary
10. You switched machzors with the guy sitting next to you when he went to take a leak…his binding wasn't ripped, yours was.

9. Every time you did the 'jealous' al-chait, all you could think of the size of that rock on that chick's finger.

8. You made every kid with a Ziploc™ bag of Cheerios™ come over, show you want he had, then you made him cry.

7. You threatened the rabbi with bodily damage if he doesn't finish ne'ila at 7:46. Not 7:47…7:46.

6. You actually punched the guy who tried to tell you that "do you know why we say 'slach lanu' in maariv right after our sins were forgiven?" joke.

5. Your shul had a five hour break. Well, actually, the SHUL had a one hour break, but YOU took five hours.

4. You hoped that you'll fast well not because you want to be able to have more Kavana but because you want to make it to Pastis for dinner tonight with the girls from work.

3. You got your whole row to sing "Hot in Herre" when the AC cut out.

2. You chose your shul based on a million things other than which shul will raise your spiritual level to the highest degree (location, a/c, legroom, friends, hotties on the other side of the mechitza, length of break, etc. etc.).

1. You spent Kol Nidre placing bets on who'll get wacked... on Sopranos.

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From Frieda Shor
1. When the cantor recites "Viduy", he looks directly at you, and then collapses in a fit of uncontrollable tears.(Hey...don't look at me. Er..Im not talking from experience here)
2. In middle of the long mussaf shemona esray u find urself in total concentration--at the hot guy shuckling ad infinitum downstairs.
3. When everyone that doesnt need to teshuva is doing it, and u that need it IN A BIG WAY, are not.
4. When the Satan is on your yahoo buddy list under the screen name HotandHorny@yahoo.com.

From Flamebaby2007
According to the Christians in my school (That post up stupid posters advertising their religion) you know you're sealed for going to hell if you don't accept Jesus-NOW!!! (In the middle of a Biology exam)

From J.T.L.B.: Getting to second base in the middle of the rabbi's shiur. Great job on the site!