15.You run into all the frummies "hiding" at the far (west olive) movie theatre

14)The big motzei shabbos Hangout is 7-11, or maybe Schnucks

13)You know what "Schnucks" is.

12) At least once, you terrorized farm animals (which always made for a great conversation piece to out-of-town friends)

11)Your high school is/was in a shul basement

10) Your brother went to NIRC

9)You can name more than 3 shuls on Delmar

8)You've been to all the shuls on Delmar

7) Every Jew you see on the streets or at the store you can name.

6)You can also name their whole family

5)Oh, and you're related to them too.

4)The big lunchtime hangout was the butcher shop.

3)And 7-11.

2)You know the 7-11 and Baskin Robbins (and Schnucks) workers by name, and they know you.

1)Blinking traffic lights at 9:30 pm are normal to you.

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From FlAmEbAbY:
When someone mentions Hodak's in a conversation you think of chicken, not call girls.
Your idea of a good Shabbos is spending the afternoon terrorizing little kids at Sylvan Springs Park.

From Shani : You Know You are a Jewish Wash U Student When:
1) You teach at hebrew school
2) The kosher kart is a normal meeting place
3) You know about the pair of woman's shoes in a glass box at Hillel
4) You know that there are a ton of JSU groups, but you couldn't name them all to save your life
5) You show up to JSU meetings to represent the 6 groups that you are involved in
6) There are about 12 other people there who could represent those six groups for you
7) Shabbat starts at 5:45 every week of the year
8) If you are not either majoring or minoring as Pre-med, psychology, the B-School or JINES you will be soon

From Lester Fagen:

From Kate C. :
You know exactly who wrote this article just from the first name