10. No one knows their street address, only the NAME of their
building.
9. The concept of 'Shabbat Elevator' has been redefined to:
"If you live on any floor above 5, the doorman presses the elevator
button for you, and then presses your floor number."
8. No one knows when the Jewish Center *really* starts davening on
Shabbat
morning.
7. The "Young Professionals Minyan" should be renamed to
the "Young-Not-So-Sure-What-To-Do-With-My-Life-Economy-Sucks-I-Have-No-Money-Min
yan"
6. A long distance relationship is defined when the guy lives in the
Westmont and the girl lives in the Key West.
5. A long term relationship is defined when you are in the same
elevator as the opposite sex and you ride up to any floor above 11 and
conversation is exchanged.
4. Shabbat afternoon Park Clothes = Friday Corporate Casual
3. EVERYONE has queen size beds. Hmmmm....
2. Every bedroom I have seen looks like page 142 from the Ikea
catalog
1: No matter where you end up for your Friday night Shabbat meal,
you know you are having honey mustard chicken from Mezonot.
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From Rebecca
love the website. came up with these
in the shower.
be cool
Rebecca
From reason u know someone
is spending their first shabbos on
the uws
10. they keep refering to the shuls by their full names.
9. they want to leave shul asap cuz they are afraid they will be late to
their meal.
8. they are staying
at a freind apartment at the key west and doesnt remember if the name of the
building is wests/t or s/t west.
7. tells their sat night date to pick them up in the lobby after shabbos.
6. they called their mom after shabbos and she thinks s/t is wrong with then
that they are not engaged yet.
5. they are fairly cuiorus why they introduced themselves
to one person and now everyone knows them.
4. when they tell people they hooked up with a guy/girl over shabbos
people say wait lemme guess he lives in ___ and they are always right.
3. they came they saw and they were traumatized by Fez.
2. what's
mezonot?
1. they cannot fathom for a second how so many people who are unemployed have
pottery barn esque apartments.. hmm curious..very curious.
From Gila :O)
- Dating a girl from Brooklyn or Queens is considered "out of
town."
- You need a visa to visit the Upper East Side.
From Clifton Colemans :
And Cranberry Crunch. Don't forget that everyone has cranberry crunch at every meal.
From Joel:
Top 10 list is hysterical. So accurate.
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