(To the tune of Mama Mia! By ABBA)

I've been waiting so long, and I know why

Cause I've not yet met the right guy

Look at me now, I'm not so young

I don't know why, I'm in this fish bowl

There's no fire within my soul

Just one more date, I can hear that bell ring

Maybe my bashert, that'll make my heart sing

Mama Mia, here I go again

Oy Vay, I'm gonna kill that Shadchan

Mama Mia, can't find my man

Every one's, just a has been

Yes, I know he's out there

But this guy's got no hair

Oy Vay, why did I agree to go

Mama Mia, now I really know

Oy Vay, how could I sink this low!

I've was dating so long, what could I do?

I couldn't seem to find, a man a good Jew

But then I meet, my bashert

After going out, with so many men

I thank you Hashem, again & again

I can hear the wedding bells ring

My soul mate, makes my heart sing

Mama Mia, I'm a Kallah now

My my, now I can really grin

Mama Mia, is my face aglow

My my, I can't resist him

Yes, I was brokenhearted

But now I won't be parted

My Choson, I won't let him go

Mama Mia, him I do adore

But what's up with my mother-in-law?