Walk on the West Side

based on the original song "Walk on the Wild Side"
by Lou Reed
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Debbie came from Miami FLA
Spent a year in midreshet mora-A
Dropped her hemline on the way
Moved into the Westmont 3A
And said
Hey babe
Move on up to the West Side

Cindy came from Lawrence, Lawn Guyland
High-maintenance didn’t make her anybody’s darlin’
She said I’m gonna lose my head
If three years from now I’m not yet wed
She said
Hey babe
Move on up to the West Side

And the Jewish girls don’t sing cause it’s
Kol, Kol, Kol, Kol Isha Kol, Kol, Kol, Kol Isha
(Kol, Kol, Kol, Kol Isha Kol, Kol, Kol, Kol Isha…)

Friday nite and everybody hits the street
Lookin for their soul mate, or just a place to eat
Look over her shoulder, try not to stare
OZ’s gotta be the place where
You say
Hey Babe
Move on up to the West Side

Chaim from Flatbush had to get away
Thought he’d try the Key West for a day
None of his lines did quite did the trick
They didn’t even work on the Brooklyn chicks
Hey babe
Move on up to the West Side

And the Jewish girls don’t sing cause it’s
Kol, Kol, Kol, Kol Isha Kol, Kol, Kol, Kol Isha
(Kol, Kol, Kol, Kol Isha Kol, Kol, Kol, Kol Isha…)