based on the Hey Ya by OUTKAST
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Echad Shtayim Shalosh GO!

My Yaeli don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know when we do the Horah..

Uh, But does she rikkudy
But can't stand to sing abanibi
As I kiss mezuzah on the JCC dooor..

Don't try to fight da Palestinim'
Because the thought of wearing
Israeli MC Hammer pants is killing me right nooww..

Thank Hashem for Hava Nagila
And falafel, and hummos and pita
'Cause I don't know hooowww…(to Israeli dance)