10) Your school's sukkah was passul.
9) You drove to Toronto just for a slice of pizza.
8) When relatives visited from out of town, you took them to Wegman's.
7) You rode the Fairport Lady when you were in fourth grade.
6) You know what an “Amerk” is.
5) You didn't eat a bagel for 10 years.
4) You are a kind and thoughtful person.
3) You can still hum the theme from R' Pearlman's Jewish history videos.
2) The Catholic lunch lady at your day school cared more about kashrus than the principal.
1) When excersizing, you can't get the song “Hey Mickey” out of your head.