News Reporters: "Moshe, Moshe, you just took the Jews out of Egypt, received the entire Torah, survived 40 years in the desert, what are you going to do next?"

Moshe: "I'm going to the HolyLand!"

reporters sigh empathetically

Moshe: Guys? Did you hear me? (shema)

Yehoshua enters the locker room, reporters and cameramen turn the lights from the veteran to the rookie…