To the tune of  CHANDELIER by Sia – please wear a nude leotard for this performance.

Pesach girls don’t get hurt
Can’t book last minute, when will I learn
I’m flying down, flying down, redeye

I’m the one “for Miami seder call”
Phone’s blowin’ up, Elijah’s ringin’ my doorbell
I feel the sun, feel the sun,

[Pre-Chorus]
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink

Throw ’em back, ’til I lose cup count

[Chorus]
I’m gonna steal from the afimomen, from the afikomen
I’m gonna lean like tomorrow seder doesn’t exist
Like it doesn’t exist
I’m gonna fly from 4 cups of wine, feel my saltwater tears as they dry
I’m gonna steal from the afikomen, from the afikomen

But I’m holding on for Chad Gad Ya, won’t look down won’t open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light, ‘cos I’m just drinking 4 cups tonight
Help me, I’m holding on for Chad Gad Ya, won’t look down won’t open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light, ‘cos I’m just drinking 4 cupstonight
4 for tonight

Sun is up, Shema they miss
Gotta get up now, gotta sleep on this
Here comes the chrain, here comes the chrain

[Pre-Chorus]
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink

[Chorus]
I’m gonna steal from the afimomen, from the afikomen
I’m gonna lean like tomorrow seder doesn’t exist
Like it doesn’t exist
I’m gonna fly from 4 cups of wine, feel my saltwater tears as they dry
I’m gonna steal from the afikomen, from the afikomen