10. Showbread would be sponsored by Zomicks
9. GPS/Mapquest: 40 year desert problem solved
8. Want to know how to bring a Korban Chagiga? there's an app for that!
7. Home Depot would have a Cubit converter
6. Project Runway would have a breastplate-robe-tunic challenge
5. Live streaming Libation Coverage
4. $10 to get into your office’s Kohain-Gadol Yom-Kippur Death Pool
3. ‘Incense for Men’ by Calvin Klein
2. Kodesh Kadashim would be username/password protected
1. Jews would all live in Trailer Parks. Jtrash!