10. Climax of the party is the chraiyonaise

9.   Host fast forwards through the commercials to make mincha

8.   Only wardrobe malfunction involves a guy wearing possul tzitzis

7.   Halftime is spent suffering through a shiur on why the NFL is bitul torah

6.   The only jerseys being worn: NY Giants & Jets

5.   The cans of beer replaced with Dr. Browns Celray soda

4.   Real excitement involves texting a guy whose father-in-law is at the game

3.   Way too many ‘sports cap shaitels’

2.   It is held in conjunction with The YU Female Clergy Panel discussion

1.   It’s milchig