Top Ten ways you know you are from Jewish Seattle

10. You make havdalah on coffee as Starbucks is chamra demedina

9. Why bother saying “morid hageshem”, it will rain anyway

8. You think that worldwide, Sephardim are ½ of the Jewish population – and yet you’ve never met a Persian or Syrian

7. Your bris was done by “the Fastest Mohel in the West”

6. You can have any type of kosher food (Chinese, Thai, Indian) as long as it is vegeterian

5. You look up in the sky and see angels, or Blue Angels, that is.

4. You anticipated pizza at Panini Grill with more intent than the coming of Mashiach

3. Your last name is Maimon

2. For some reason, you associate davening at shul with visiting the sick and helping the needy (i.e. Bikur Cholim Machzikay-Hatdat, Separhic Bikur Cholim, Ezra Bessaroth)

1. You ponder if one could build a kosher sukkah on top of the Space Needle