Here are a few really bad jokes from the clan to help keep you awake and amused throughout your Shavout night of 'learning'. Enjoy!

Why did God fall for the Jews on Shavous?
It was Chalove at first site

Who is the #1 Movie star on Shavous?
Blintz Eastwood

What did the Rabbi suggest George W. learn on Shavout night?

Why did the Yeshiva Boy ask about Sex on Shavout?
Accidentally read the 'Book of Dr. Ruth'

What sports team is always favored to win on Shavous?
The 49ers

What type of hotel room did Moshe request to God on Mount Sinai?
A Room with a ShaVIEWot

How did the Milky Way get its name on Shavous?
Milk!?-Oy Vay

What type of car should one drive on Shavous?
A Si-van

What breakfast cereal is most popular on Shavous?
Honey Bunches of ShavuOATS.

What game do teenagers play on Shavous?
Truth or Dairy

Why is Shavous the official holiday of the desperate single?
It's dateless.

What's the name of the restaurant that Ruth and Naomi founded?

Why is fruit punch the official drink of Shavout?
Fruits were 'bikkuring' over who was first, and punches were served.

Why is Moshe considered the most flagrant lawbreaker in the torah?
Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What type of coffee should you drink on Shavous?

why is Shavous the official 'Coming out of the Closet' holiday?
We celebrate our First fruits.

Where did the Jews eat after they got the 10 commandments?
The Golden Calfeteria

Where is medicine first mentioned in the Torah?
When God gave Moses two tablets.

Where do you go to see the late-night flick on Shavous?
To the moo-vies!

What did the rabbi respond when the congregant complained about a second day of shavous?
“It's just an udder day”

A morah was discussing getting the Ten Commandments with her 6 year old talmidim. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Why do we not eat meat on Shavous?
Fur convenience steak.