10. There will be a yeshiva scandal reported by the Jewish Week involving money or sex. Both will involve laundry.
9. You will go on the worst date of your life (try and get that out of the way quick) and the best date of you life which you will
describe as it “didn't even feel like a date”
8. You'll freak not have shabbos plans on Friday morning, and then it will all work out.
7. You'll defriend, block, stalk, and check out the photos of the guy who the shadchun said is really “down-to-earth”
6. You'll try to dance in a 'crowd of friends' to try and hide the fact that you have no idea how to dance
5. You'll flirt, fight and read too much into not responding to a text fast enough
4. You'll consider quitting your job and moving to Israel for 3 months to “try it out”. then you'll see what else is on
3. You'll be at shul and realize you haven't said one word of davening
2. You'll try and hide the fact that you are crying watching Glee
1. You'll forget your metrocard, spill coffee on your shirt…then order in food, skip the gym, and Thank God. Life is grand.