10. CAPS LOCK used unabashedly
9. Multiple unnecessary exclamations!!!!!! or question marks???
8. Addressed like formal letter: Dear (insert name),
7. Call to ask you to confirm that you received the “e-mail”
6. Everything is somehow worthy of forwarding. Coupon, Joke, Penis Enlargement
5. Definitely from an AOL account
4. Gets addicted to using thes icons: 🙂 whenever possible
3. CCs all the people the gossip/date content of email is about
2. You receive the email duplicated because they still think you “double-click”
1. Signed, your mom