10. The only thing blue and white are the flu masks
9.   All the chicks have an uncanny semblance to Golda Meir
8.   No sweaty Israeli guys named Dudie are grinding up against you
7.   It's actually Yom Hashoah
6.   Authentic Israeli Falafel balls taste like they were made in 1948
5.   The only guy asking for your number is some dude from Neturei Karta
4.   It's just you and Joe Biden's family
3.   Name of party: Durban II 
2.   Jaded wait staff walk out with birthday cupcake and ask which guy is Israel
1.   Keynote Speaker:  Ahmadinejad