10. Kippah is suddenly red
9.   Keeps emailing the teaneckshul list for good Kosher restaurants in Rome
8.   Maariv is called for midnight
7.   His name: Chief Lord Jonathan Sacks
6.   Really been stocking up on those white kittuls
5.   Ends the Shema line with 'Shalosh'
4.   Lot less politics than choosing a shul rabbi in the 5towns
3.   Claims his wife has been a niddah for the past 6months
2.   Rabbi answering machine: “Please leave a message for Father Schwartz”
1.   He's been claiming to be infallible for years