10. On your morning commute, block the aisle of the subway to put on teffilin with a minyan

9. Negotiate down your morning coffee guy on price, then ask why he doesn't serve cucumbers and choco

8. On calls with hostile clients, make it clear you will not negotiate with terrorists

7. Come late to meeting and use excuse that you ran into someone you knew from America

6. Spit sunflower seeds throughout presentation at your boss

5. Make sure to make a To-DuDu List 

4. Put on your formal Naots when clients come in to the office

3. Your Out of Office Voicemail says to leave messages in the kotel

2. you stick post-its on your wall with a mashed falafel ball

1. Sign emails with 'Next email in Jerusalem'