10) You can name which Avodah built every structure in camp.
9) You don't understand what other people are saying when they talk about waiters at camp.
8) Your ambition is to one day escape from a terrorist kidnapping, just like Yehuda Rothner.
7) You thought the camp went soft when it built a swimming pool.
6) You derive eerie pleasure from duckwalking on a gravel road in the middle of the night, then doing push-ups in an oil-taintaed puddle.
5) You went to the only camp that had legal raids.
4) You woke up in the middle of your sophomore year and realized that somewhere between half and all of your wardrobe consists of "irregular" sports clothing that you picked up at the Champion Factory Outlet.
3) The word "stoner" never really had a narcotics association for you.
2) Bruce beat/tortured you in some way you'll never forget, and/or you recall JoJo's castration.
1) You think everyone at Wild Rose and IO is going to hell.