Chuck Norris Passover Seder FACTS
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t clean his house for passover, the chametz just packs up and leaves
9. Chuck Norris once did yachatz and 20 people were sent to the ICU
8. For fire safety, Chuck Norris actually put out the burning bush
7 “With an outstretched arm, God took us out from Egypt’ – the arm was Chuck Norris’s
6. Chuck Norris could make The Son Who Doesn’t Know How to Ask play 21 questions
5. A Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick could answer all 4 questions and kill all 4 sons
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t find the afikomen, it finds him.
3. Elijah actually opens the door for Chuck Norris
2. Goat, Cat, Dog, Stick. Fire, Water, Cow, Butcher, Angel of Death, God, Chuck Norris
1 God split the sea, but Chuck Norris decided to swim anyway