Hunger Games, Catching Fire: Starving waiting for this drawn out candlelighting ceremony
Thor/The Dark World: Avenger searching for his Shamash as his candles blow out
Dallas Buyers Club: Between both holidays and 8 nights, there are sure alot of gifts to buy.
12 Years a Slave: Will take 12 years to uneat this dinner. Luckily you got some time until the next Thanksgivukkah!
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty: Half Jew/Half Pilgrim on an adventure of a lifetime. Meet the Fockgrims/or The Frisco Kid
Saving Mr. Banks: It's called Black Friday, Baruch Hashem for coupons and returns.
Out of the Furnace: And into a complex Latke/Turkey/Stuffing combo platter. Let the food fighting to pass it begin.
Justin Beiber's Believe: Not Jewish. Not American, but Celebrating the Miracles of Thanksgiving and Chanukah and dealing with your family for an extended period of time.
The Wolf of Wall Street: Scrooged by only getting one gift for all eight nights
Anchorman: Bring it home, Candle #8. You Stay Classy Thanksgivukkah!.
