As the king of Egypt, you gotta have game. For all of those of you who sorta side with Pharaoh at the seder, here are some good seder pickup lines.
– Netflix, Marror and Chill?
– I’d pay alot more than 2 zuzim for you
– Let’s skip straight to the taskmasking.
– Are you from God? Cause my river is bleeding for you.
– Let’s make like frogs and jump, here there and everywhere.
– Are you wearing suntan lotion? Cause as the Sun God, i’m burning for you
– Are you a dream? Cause skinny cows not nothing on you.
– My heart isn’t the only thing hardened…
– I’d take ten plagues from you anyday
-I just won the triple crown for God’s sake
– Are you wearing sun tan lotion? Cause I’m the Sun God and you got me burning
– Roses are Red, Violets are blue. I would be a Jewish slave to you
– I too can split the sea with my staff
– Are you my baby? Cause you been drifting through my mind all day.
– You’ll fall in love with me, you are just in d’ nile
– Have you seen my pyramid? That’s just the tip?
– Let’s make hieroglyphics together. You’re already scribed into my heart.
– 10 plagues from you…let’s skup straight to darkness
-I’d like to find your afikomen
– Whips and mortar are sorta my thing
– Are you the 2nd cup? Cause I’m pouring out blood for you