10.Paskez Gum – Chewing gum flavor that lasts a full 5 seconds

9. Bamba – The taste of peanut, the texture of chalk

8. Manischewitz Wine – Who knew wine could end diabetes?

7. Kojel Jello – What you call "Artificial Color", we call "Love"

6. Kosher Delight – Miraculously, enough oil to last you a full 8 days of indigestion

5. Stela Doro Assorted Cookies – Winner of the 1987 Bubby’s Choice Award, until they went milchig

4. Empire Chicken Pie – Always one of these left on the shelf

3. Borsalino Hats – The official uniform of Major League Rabbinical Colleges

2. Hebrew National Hotdogs – We answer to a higher authority, his name: Jesus

1. Vintage Seltzer – It’s what real drinkers drink, when they’re not drinking Borscht