I think, after the Associated Press and others went ahead and headlined their rally coverage with the titles: "Pentagon Official Booed at Israel Rally" and similar ideas, I decided it'd be funny and biting to imagine different newspapers and magazines composing headlines for yesterday's event. Feel free to add some of your own!
10. Reuters: Jews Jeer Defense Deputy
[subhead] Thousands turn out to support Israel's military action against Palestinian civilians.
9. Chicago Tribune: Palestinians Demonstrate Against Israeli Oppression
[subhead] Calls for justice drowned out by pro-Israel crowd.
8. Amsterdam News: NY Jews Remind Congress Who's Got The Money
7. NY Post: Rudy, George Blast Arafat
6. The Jewish Week: Thousands Rally in Support of Bush Peace Efforts
5. Jewish Lifestyle: New Chevra CD Rocks at DC Rally
4. The Jewish Press: Arafat Has Backpack-Size Nuclear Bombs!!!
3. Jewish Observer: How to Protect our Kids from OU-Sponsored Bitul Torah
2. Onlysimchas.com: Millions Meet at Rally, 'Save The Date' Entries Multiply tenfold
1. bangitout.com: Wow, Jewish highschool girls are hot!