10. I look better in a kippah than a kafiyah

9 Jewish Doctors, Jewish Lawyers….I rest my case

8 Holidays that encourage drinking. Sounds allright to me!

7 Shleimeil, Shelmazel, maybe I'll finally get to understand what Joe Lieberman is really saying

6. Next time I choke, I want those Hatzalah guys to come.

5 Got to keep them Jewish retirees in Miami happy…. for Jeb.

4.I like Sharon, he's also got a ranch

3 No state visits in a cave

2 Here they can help me marry off my daughters

1 They also have a lone star in their flag