10. Instead of Tekiah, he keeps ordering for Tequila
9. His shofar is attached to a Casio keyboard and can make over 150 bird calling sounds.
8. You overhear him say, “Shofar – Sure, anyone else need a ride to the airport?”
7. After each blow someone says Gezuntheit
6. His former job was being “the guy who couldn't blow out the match” in the asthma commercials
5. Won't stop with the Austin Powers “Do I make You HORNy?” line
4. Brings in live ram and asks if anyone has a pocket knife
3. Gets pissed when his Karaoke machine accidentally starts playing “Love Shack” instead of Tekiah Gedolah
2. At Kiddush uses Shofar as Beer Funnel
1. He's playing a Kazoo