15. Matzah Sushi
14. Pamela Anderson's XXX HOT Marror
13. George Forman's Shank Bone Grill
12. 7-11's New Charoset Slurpee
11. Great Adventure Funnel Cake (ok its not Kosher for Passover, or Kosher at all, but its better than that 45 dollar Hotdog lunch!)
10. Ferrara Pan: Afikomen the Grape, StaleMatza Jawbreakers, Boston Baked Beans (sephardic), Marror Redhots,
9. Kosher for Passover Zima, called "Ben Zoma"
8. Gummy Locusts
7: Kosher for Pesach Shmura Water
6: Matzah with regulators
5: Shomer Mitzvos Software: Block Chometz-related internet sites (Ba'al Yiraeh)
4: Kosher for Passover cavity fillings – Jewish Dentist Recommended
3: Britney Spears version of Mah Nishtana (she's not that innocent)
2: Always-Lean crooked chairs
1. Hindi, the drunk and constipated pesach doll.