15. Vishnitz happens.
14. It's hip to be Skver.
13. Saved by the Belz.
12. Buzz cut at the Beauty Parlor, $5; Sheet for between husband and wife, $10; Being a Satmar Chasid, Priceless.
11. Chabad: They're everywhere they want to be.
10. Aren't you glad you use tefillin? Don't you wish everyone did?
9. That's Brisk baby.
8. Ponevitch: Just assur it.
7. I wish I were a full time kollel learner, that is what I'd truely like to be, 'cause if I were a full time kollel learner, I wouldn't have to earn me a degree. (Sung to Oscar Meyer Weiner Song, le'havdil)
6. Lakewood: Once you chap, the fun don't stop.
5. Once you go black, you never go back.
4. Chaim Berlin: The best part of waking up is sechel in your kop.
3. YU: Serving kulas since 1886.
2. Friends don't let friends drink cholov akum.
1. Pardes: I can't believe its not frum.