1) His name is Mickey Mouse…..no, he's not an Israeli woman, and he doesn't spell his name 'Miki'

2)"Homeward Bound" is not about someone making Aaliyah

3) Happy is not still drunk from Purim….Grumpy did not grow up on Statin Island….Sneezy did not have snuff….Sleepy did not stay up all night on Shavuot….Dopey did shave during sephira…..Doc is
not the one their mother is most proud of…..Bashful is not shomer Negia

4) When You Wish Upon A Star, you ARE doing Avodah Zarah

5) Darkwing is not the Satan

6) Beauty and the Beast was not recorded during the Omer. The Beast really is that hairy.

7) Sleeping Beauty is not your wife, while you're in shul on a Saturday morning

8) Mary Poppins is not Jesus's mother

9) His name is Winnie The Pooh, not Winnie Pooh-Pooh-Pooh

10) Snow White was not punished for eating a treif apple…she was punished for eating an apple that was prepared by a non-Jew

11) "It's A Small World" is not referring to the Jewish world, even though everyone still seems to know each other anyway

12) Yes, Mulan did commit "Beged Ish," but she still got the guy she loved, which proves a rasha will get their reward in this world, but a tzadek will get his reward in the world to come.

13) "You can Fly" is what you say when you get loaded with Pixie Dust, not when you get loaded on Purim.

14) "Kiss the Girl" may not be a song you want to sing to your black-hatter roommate when he's about to go on a shiduch date

15) "Dovid Melech Yisrael" in English is not "Davey Crockett, King Of The Wild Frontier."

16) The "Tiki Tiki Tiki Room" is not African for "The Yichud Room."

17) Tarzan is not a Nazir

18) Bambi is not a U.S.Yer

19) Don't confuse the "Fox and The Hound" with "Wolf and Lamb"

20) Pokahontas didn't live in a succah

21) "A spoonful of sugar" makes the medicine go down, but if it's a kezayit, it needs a bracha Acharona

22) "Be Our Guest" is not an Upper West Side shabbat zemira….even though it would be so cool if someone did that

23) Pride Rock is not massada

24) The little mermaid might be kosher to eat….ask your rabbi…..after all, she does have fins and she
does have scales

25) "Heigh-Ho" is not a pickup line you want to use on the UWS

26) "The Rescuers" is not a cartoon about "hatzala"

27) Mr. Toad's Wild Ride is not referring to your taxi ride in Israel

28) The Black Cauldron is not filled with Cholent

29) "I've Got No Strings To Hold Me Down" is not a song UWS guys use after they say "It's just not shayech."

30) Pinnochio is a Mamzer

31) Parent Trap is not another name for Chanukah

32) "The Three Caballeros" is not about the three wisemen

33) "Lady And The Tramp" is not the cartoon version of "Trembling Before G-d"

34) Splash Mountain is NOT a kosher Mikva

35) Big Thunder Mountain is not where the Jews got The Torah

Travis; Queens, NY