11. Bring a camera and tell him you want a picture of the two of you for onlysimchas
10. Blow a note into your tuba every time he tries to ask you a question
9. Gaze dreamily into his eyes the whole time.
8. Ask to see his wallet and then start reorganizing all of his credit cards. (bonus point: make fun of his drivers license)
7. Laugh uproariously in the middle of all his sentences
6. Start fixing your make-up at the table
5. Ask him if you have anything in your teeth (bonus points if you do)
4. Say “me too” to everything he says including “I went to MTA.”
3. Tell him what you think your kids will look like and how many there will be
2. Tell him all about your ex-boyfriends
1. Tell him all about your current boyfriend