10. US ARMY – "THE ARMY OF 'who knows ONE?"
9. Animal Awareness Passover Campaign – "Frogs are our friends, not a plague."
8. American Red Cross – "This Passover, lets make rivers of blood"
7. Lenox Hill OBGYN – "We wont throw your newborn into the Nile"
6. Adoption Promotion Week – "Drop your unwanted children in a basket in the NYC Reservoir, for less fortunate parents to find!"
5. D'Angelo's Barber Shop: "Free lice check with every haircut"
4. Republic of China's Population Control Agency – Death of the first born commemorative pins
3. Ebay: "Your Afikomen is worth a lot more than that"
2. Radioshack: "You've Got 4 questions, We've Got Answers"
1. Kosher For Passover Ex-Lax, now in new Matzah strength – "Ex-odus"