9. Good opportunity to use the name Mayor in a particularly corny joke
8. Voting is as much a part of the Jewish American way of life, as is loving Larry David and stalking Natalie Portman
7. Gives you something new to talk about during haftorah
6. All-Star Tribute to Patti Labelle isn't on till 9pm
5. You've told a million jokes about Pols, now you can actually go to one
4. If a true democracy would have been exercised during the times of matan torah, Moses may have been unseated by a leader who really dug cheeseburgers and premarital sex
3. If you aren't opinionated, you might wanna doublecheck your family lineage
2. PDiddy's "Vote or Die" campaign brought back fond memories of Torquemada's "Convert or Die" campaign
1. Finally allows you to be part of a party that isn't exclusively weird balding Jewish singles