10. Curry-smelling yellow cabs replaced with cigarette-smelling Mercedes
9. Bodegas now require a "Kent" sign out front, a non-discreet black-market currency exchange, and a picture of the Rebbe hanging somewhere in visible sight
8. Everyone must actually learn English
7. Whatever you do professionally does not deter you from writing Hi-Tech on resume
5. Restaurants with low scores from the Department of Health are now considered hot spots, as long as they offer a real cheap
shwarma lafa sandwiches
4. Bus drivers now must wear black sunglasses and at one point in their career worked for the CIA
3. Dance clubs now allow entrance to 16 year old girls on teen tours so long as they are accompanied with US soldiers
2. Colors of orange & blue make everyone in the city a Mets fan
1. Metocard on one side, Tefillas Ha-derech on the other
6. Recklessly shoving people on the subway completely understandable and actually encouraged, as long as it's erev shabbos