10. Elvira
9. The Rabbis of Bnei Brak in the story of Passover
8. Lionel Richie
7. David Attell of Comedy Central's Insomiac
6. Dionne Warwick or anyone else in infomercials
5. NYC Pizza Roma/Alibaba Restaurant Staffs
4. Robin Byrd
3. Gilbert Gotfried
2. That one guy in the bangitout.com chat room who keeps asking what you're wearing
1. Your Doorman