10. You drive a new BMW Convertible and you are only 15.
9. All foods you eat must be made up of very sweet and very salty ingredients all at the same time (Green Olives and Prune Chicken).
8. Women in their late 40's all of a sudden need to take "Tennis Lessons" 4 times a week.
7. Guys have to have their nails and pedicures done once a week before meeting to play cards at the "Card House".
6. Girls have to have their thick "Abed-Shvartza" hair done 3 times a week, even if they go no where.
5. You live in a killer 4 bedroom house on a tiny lot in Brooklyn with a tiny driveway all year long and in the 2 months of summer you retreat to a 10 bedroom sprawling mansion in Deal with parking for 20.
4. You must own your own business(es) and it must be selling something completely obvious, like jeans or cellphones.
3. You make the Royal Princess of Monaco seem low maintenance
2. You live in a 3 bedroom house with 4 live-in maids.
1. If you are not talking in Pig Latin, then you are always abbreviating things (SY, JDub, IT, etc….)