10. Looking for a back-door way to hook up with your Chabad Rabbi's hot 17 year-old daughter.
9. Screen name shksaskr1225 was already taken on Jdate.
8. You think the Conservadox would finally be thrown off the trail.
7. Repeated requests to add "men seeking men" section were denied.
6. When asked to note what type of kipah you wear, "those free polyester ones at Reform Bar Mitzvahs" was not an option.
5. Listed yourself as Machmir because you once wore tzitzis on Shabbos…At Camp Ramah.
4. Your Torah education is "Man, I hated waking up early on Sundays."
3. You heard frum chicks wear REALLY sexy underwear beneath their skirts.
2. You live in New York City but don't want people to recognize you.
and the Number 1 Sign your Profile does NOT belong on Frumster-
1. Frumster, Friendster- They're all the same, right?