10. A relationship of G-d and his most beloved nation, the Village People

9 Something like Michael Bolton's "When a man loves a woman," but the man is G-d

8 A poetic allegorical relationship between the Jewish Nation and overpriced food

7. A VH1 Behind the music look at the Yichud Room

6. A very frum third date

5. Romeo = G-d, Juliet = Jews

4. A really strange "Newlyweds" episode

3. Think about your parent's romantic relationship, this is the opposite.

2. Something like the yeshivish hocker's unparalleled love for his Hatzolah walkie-talkie

1. The Upper West Side: But don't they already know each other?