10. The social scene outside of the OZ shul only lasts for an hour
9. With all the hats, you accidentally hit on a married woman
8. You shokel fervently during davening primarily to keep you body temperature up.
7. KOE/Hadar goers are forced to wear socks under their sandals.
6. The blech is on, but you aren't cooking any meals
5. You know the Outkast Lyrics "What's cooler than cool?" is definitely referring to that girl in shul wearing the opened toed shoes
4. Gabbai requests congregants not to say Mashiv haruach
3. You feel it is ok to shake a woman's hand because you are both wearing gloves
2. You realize there isn't another bangitout.com New Years party till next year
1. You want cold – try picking up an upper west sider anytime