10) For visiting day the bunks look only mopderatly clean, some of the beds are made, and the head staff praise you to the skies for the great cleaning job you've done!
 
9) Gloves become a bartering point, if you give me a pair of gloves i'll give you two cookies…
 
8) You can get any kind of meal you want, high fat, low fat, no fat… high fiber, low fiber, no fiber, purtees, baked…
 
7) Erev Shabbat phone calls home are a bribe to get your campoer to take a shower and whern they take place they are on your personal cell phone!
 
6) it is the opnly color war you will find wherere no one is really sure whaich team they are on!
 
5) Days off are the focal point of the week, and you often wonder if some people are there just so they can get a day off!
 
4) You clothing that were hanging out on the porch are confinscated and never return!
 
3) Douigies is the highlight of the week.
 
2) No girl wants Wednesday nigh as their night off, becasue they don't want to miss the Mussar Sheuir.
 
1) The laundry goes out every day, but only comes back once a week. Who is hoarding the laundry?