10. Its like camp, you participate in icebreakers, like going around the room and telling everyone your name and what's your favorite superpower/cartoon character/moment of the week.etc.
9. You walk up 14 flights of stairs just for desert.
8. You cannot look at another Zomick's challah and marzapan cake.
7. The first question someone asks you is what you do for a living and how much are you paying for rent.
6. Other guests are surprised if you are NOT a lawyer/accountant/doctor.
5. No Zemiros. You are lucky if there is benching.
4. Some guests bench to themselves and just leave the table before the meal is over.
3. No table necessary, everyone is just eating on their laps/on the couch.
2. You are invited but you have to bring a kugel/chicken/fish/salad.
1. When you ask where to hang your coat, your host gets a little too excited by the idea of bringing you into his/her bedroom.